Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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