if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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