The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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