that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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