Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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