My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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