Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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