Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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