i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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