Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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