i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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