me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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