There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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