it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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