I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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