She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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