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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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