I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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