Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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