I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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