Sponge bath it is.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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