I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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