As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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