The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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