he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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