He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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