Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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