you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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