Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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