I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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