So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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