Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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