It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
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no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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