Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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