just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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