i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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