none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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