i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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