I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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