Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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