none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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