you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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