so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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