I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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