So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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