windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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