Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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