So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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