): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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