In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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