somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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