I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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