You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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