the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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