Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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