yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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