its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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